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Pervert! Don't flatter yourself, honey. I don't have any sweat glands. Okay, time for batting practice, my Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Boys. Guillermo, you're up. Unfortunately Johnson isn't here to pitch today. His wife is in labor. Oh, what? Is the baby coming out of him? Jeez, I'll pitch. I don't know what's more questionable, your pitching arm or Bill Clinton's integrity. Oh, how hard... Oh, how hard can it be to pitch?